Tuesday, February 3, 2009

If you're interested covering all of Vancouver in a short period of time, I think we have all the information you need. Maybe we'll submit a quick guide "Vancouver in Two Days" to The Star or The Globe (it won't be New York Times worthy, trust me). I'll give you a few of our highlights but basically, all you need is a sense of humor, adventuresome personality and a surly tour guide who's an unemployed transplant from the U.S. 

Since we stayed in and fed ourselves to the point of explosion on Super Bowl Sunday we set a goal to walk the next day. So, we walked. And, we walked. And when we thought we were finished walking, we walked some more. I don't wear a pedometer but I'm sure we clocked in twice what Oprah recommends...10,000 or so steps. Plus, I don't know what the metric conversion for steps is but I bet we walked more than we thought. 

The city of Vancouver is surrounded by a seawall and you can literally walk around the entire island. We didn't walk that far. But,  over 8 km (I'll convert for you...5.5 miles) of the seawall is the amazing Stanley Park,  a 1,000 acre city-owned urban park. It's the third largest in North America and even larger than Central Park in New York. We went in and out of that park 4 times over a 2 day period and I kid you not, we didn't come close to covering all the trails and scenery. Besides having deer, bears and coyotes, it also has all types of recreational facilities for residents and guests (lawn bowling, putt putt and a public pool to name a few). Walking the trails is like being in an enchanted forest and if you get the same surly guide we had, you are likely to get lost a few times.  But, that's fine because the adventure is worth it. 

Stanley Park was hit by an ice storm in December, 2006. The devastation was almost unimaginable and they are still cleaning it up. There are about 1/2 million trees in the park and over 10,000 were destroyed. We saw trees that had 20 ft root systems standing on their sides. There was a 600 year old cedar tree weighing 36 tons that was completely uprooted.  Seriously, "don't fool with Mother Nature" has a whole new meaning after traipsing through this forest. 

We also happened upon one of the many lagoons in the park. Lots of ducks, swans and a couple of coots (not us...they are black, non-webbed foot ducks) took ownership of the Lost Lagoon. Now, there are signs all over the park warning people not to feed the birds and animals. Down from where we were we saw a lady waving a white flag as if she was retreating. To what or whom we didn't know but as we got closer we saw she had food...and she wasn't the one eating it.  As we approached she was quick to explain that she comes down to feed the swans. She has to waive the flag to keep the ducks away while she feeds them or the ducks will steal the food. Apparently,  swans are shy birds and the ducks beat them to the punch when it comes to food so if she doesn't feed the swans they will likely starve.  Who knew swans were shy? Well, this lady did and she was wearing a volunteer badge so who were we to argue. She was very knowledgeable and after the swans had their fill, she stopped waving the flag, backed-up and we watched  as 50 ducks attacked the seed she threw on a rock. It was fascinating to see them all dive beak first in the water to get the chow. I just have to say, I sure am glad I have the luxury of table service because if this was me going after a little bird seed, I'd want to be first in and first out. I can't tell you how many "misplaced" beaks I saw. The guys on the outskirts were doing full on dives into other duck's bum...OUCH! 

On our travels we also took a ferry over to Granville, Island where the Emily Car Art School is located and you can see the artists creating their funky work. It also has a great market to buy fresh fish, meats and vegetables. It was a little more tempered than the Pikes Market in Seattle but along the same lines. We picked up fresh dover filets for our tour guide to whip up for dinner because she really hadn't cooked for us all day. We thought it was the least she could do for making us follow her around the city for 6 hours. 

We did a lot of driving on our sightseeing tour as well. We headed to Cypress Mountain, a small ski resort 20 minutes away from where we were staying.  Whistler is the larger, more well known resort but it was "Pride Week" and I was sure the guys would look better than me in their ski bunny outfits. Cypress was holding the World Cup Freestyle and Snowboarding Championships so teams from all over the world were arriving that day. Competition is this weekend and next but trials were being held on Thursday. We had thoughts about staying for the trials because we would never have this opportunity again. However, our tour guide must have caught a case of laryngitis because she didn't say "oh, you should stay longer so you can see this once in a lifetime event".  Guess we'll read the results when we get home.

There's so much more to write about but I'm out of time. My editor doesn't like to read the drafts too late so I'm trying to get my copy in early. Vancouver was the longest we stayed anywhere on this trip and it was worth every minute. Gayle and Sandra were great hostesses and I seriously haven't laughed this hard in a long time.  If unemployment was always this funny,  I would never work again. 

Cracklin' Flat Screen Fire...


Monday, February 2, 2009

We left the United States on Saturday. Not for good of course, but we hit the end of the country and had one more stop to make before heading back. We had a great time in Seattle. I caught up with one of my favorite peeps in the world and former roommate, Julie. We've known each other so long I always feel right at home when I see her. She has an 8 and 5 year old...both wonderful and really funny kids so I warned her if they come up missing, don't bother with the Amber Alert...just check Chicago because it's likely they're with me. 

We've planted ourselves in Vancouver for a few days with our friends Gayle and Sandra. They are great cooks, have an unobstructed view of the English Bay and an expansive wine collection. Plus, they've been reading the blog and knew how much we liked a fire so had a recording of a crackling blaze on their flat screen when we walked in. I'm trying to push our check-out date as far out as possible because this whole set-up is working really well. Plus, Gayle is unemployed right now so she's got all the time in the world to show us around the city. Sandra is an attorney so I need to be really thorough in my research on squatters rights in Canada in case they try to boot us before we're ready to go. The fact that they don't know I'm using their internet connection to look up case law tells me this might be easier than I thought.

It poured on Sunday...our first really nasty day that kept us indoors. We made it out to Mass and were hermetically sealed the rest of the day. And that was perfectly fine because it was Super Bowl Sunday. Woo Hoo!!! Oh wait, we're in Canada...they could care less.  Sandra is Canadian and Gayle is a recent transplant from the States. Well, it was 3-1 we were watching the game. And, it was almost the same as being at home...except for the commercials. I think we missed a bunch. We did get the Bud commercials but were cut out of the rest. Gayle is a 30 year advertising veteran so she was not too pleased at how much air time was spent on the "Vancouver 2010 Olympics" versus the clever Pepsi, Doritos and whoever else spent $1 million for a 30 second ad. We had to pacify her by eating her homemade chili, drinking her wine and promising to hook the computer to the tv so we can watch the commercials later. We'll do whatever it takes to keep our hostess happy because as I mentioned, we're not leaving anytime soon. 

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Welcome unemployed HOs...


The Coach and his "babes"


1/31/09
Reporting live from Seattle...ok well, now we are in Vancouver and it's actually 2/1. Anywhooo I gave Ms. Q the day off yesterday..poor thing..she's all blogged out! Hey, so let me jump in and give the gal a helping hand! I am a team player after all ! And, for those keeping track, I am also jumping ahead of our day/night in the Willamette Valley Vineyards. More on that later, right Q?
OK, so where was I?
We arrived in Seattle from McMinnville (Willamette Valley) on Thursday 1/29, and what a drive it was! Mt. Rainier was just waving to us from the East the last hour of our trek.  So crystal clear! Again, God is good! We spent the night w/Brooke, Jeff and little Paige Erbstein in the St. Anne neighborhood.  Brooke and Jeff used to live in Chicago and have been in Seattle for seven years. They have a lovely home w/lots of rooms for Hos like us (ok, but really, who is like us??).  We had a suite all to ourselves, w/kitchen included...so bummed Quigs didn't bring any of her chicken breast recipes!  Yesterday, we spent the day exploring .  We hooked up with an old friend of mine from St. Joe's College, Dr. Bill Hogan, who is the Athletic Director @ the Seattle University, a fine Jesuit school of 7800 students.  The Coach is responsible for re-introducing the University back into Division I sports. The goal is to win the NCAA Tournament in 2016. Quigs already asked him for tickets if they make it to the big dance in exchange for lodging in Chicago if "we" host the Olympics. (Ok, I'm chiming in...this in no way should be construed as a Blago deal...there was no discussion of money in exchange for tickets or lodging).  Doc Hogan entertained us in his office, gave us some t-shirts and hats (kindly asked what color shirts we wanted since he admittedly didn't know how to ask what SIZE we wanted). HOW did we end up with TWO X-Large shirts I asked!??  He gave us a tour of their infamous St. Ignatius Chapel which is a modern structure but architectural gem (think: windows strategically placed to reflect colored prisms on the walls of the Chapel). He then treated us to a fab lunch. He kindly picked up the tab and when he resisted our money he said are you kidding me? The chance to lunch w/two babes? How can I not pick up the bill? (I thought that would have been the perfect time to discuss the C he gave me in Production Management @ St. Joe's...yes, the only C I got in my major!) but, unlike my usual self, I let it go!   After 25 years..let it go for pete's sake!! After lunch we said our good-byes and he resisted all attempts by Quigs to attend and run his 2pm meeting...she said she really missed facilitating them! We headed to the Olympic Sculpture Park...fairly new, on the waterfront and compared to Chicago's Millennium Park. Right...nothing compares with "our" Park but it was a great stop and we enjoyed walking around and posing in front of the sculptures.  Then off to Pike's Place Market along the wharf where we ran into a Chicago friend, Bob McNamara (of Chancey Brother's fame) and his wife Jeannie, who were in town for a wedding.
So...we headed back to Queen Anne and Quigs, after pushing me out of the car to the curb, announced she had to get her car washed and never returned. I think I rec'd a text stating that she was spending the night in Newcastle w/a former Cornell college roommie, Julie, and her family. A ruse I say, it was a ruse! That car is still dirty! And I was left with no one to rub my feet at night! 

After an exhuberating walk with Brooke around the Queen Ann area (amazing view!) Saturday morning, I had coffee...ok...water (no Diet Coke was available) and a DONUT (my second on this trip) with John McDowell, brother of my good friend Carol aka Tinker Shaheen. John opened up a chic men's clothing store, Oslo's, on Queen Anne Ave.  three years ago...and is offering 75% winter stock for anyone mentioning my name (you did say that, right John?)
1/30/09

Since nobody was injured on the Multnomah hiking trip, we earned a trip to another wine region. This time, it was the Willamette (rhymes with "damn it") region chock full of pinot noir grapes. Pinot is a great, safe wine and I drink it often. We had a few places in mind to visit, but before I get to that, I have to share something that's been weighing heavy on my mind for a couple weeks. 

What ever happened to merlot? Merlot is a good grape...could even be considered a GREAT grape.  I used to drink it frequently. Frankly, everyone I knew used to drink it. It was always a wine you had on hand to serve or would grab to bring to a party. Since the 2004 movie "Sideways", merlot has been given a dirty name. Nowadays, bartenders are offended if you order a merlot. If you brought it as a hostess gift you certainly wouldn't put your name on the gift bag! And that's all because of  Hollywood. Why did we allow that? What does Hollywood know about wine anyway? In my opinion, Hollywood should leave the wine harvesting to experts and concentrate on harvesting the careers of overlooked talents such as Pauly Shore, Tyra Banks and Keanu Reeves.  And as far as merlot goes, well, things are about to change.  I have lodged a campaign to bring it back and I'm telling everyone. I started talking about it at the first sip I took in Sonoma and have only continued spreading my message throughout the Pacific Northwest...BRING BACK MERLOT ("BBM").  I am going to drink merlot like it's my job in 2009. And, the way the economy is going, it may be my ONLY job in 2009. Don't get me wrong, I don't want you to give up the other reds you've been drinking, I just want you to put merlot in the rotation.  If you're struggling with how to get involved in this worthwhile campaign, I can help. Invite me over, open a bottle and I'll drink it.  Or, come over to my house, bring a bottle and I'll drink that, too. Merlot is coming back people...and you read it here first. 

Back to the Willamette Valley. We hit a few vineyards and at the suggestion of one of the wine hostesses, we went up to Vista Hills and parked ourselves for the afternoon. We had the place to ourselves, they built us a fire, opened up a bottle of pinot and let us use their WiFi for the day. They have the best view of the valley so it was an easy way to blow an afternoon. 

We stayed the night in McMinnville which is a quirky little town between a few of the wine valleys. Our hotel was a mix between a hostile and hotel that offered singles, doubles shared and private baths. We took the private bath option. If I were 20 years younger and backpacking, I might be more inclined to risk getting athlete's foot or some other communicable disease from a shared bath. But I'm not 20 years younger and get irritable when I have a cold so that really wasn't an option.

We picked a french bistro for dinner that looked cute. But, before entering, we peaked across the street and saw the Blue Moon Restaurant. The big flashing bulbs on the marquee were calling our name. As we walked inside, we just knew this is where we were eating. Leather bar stools, big horseshoe booths and an ornery bartender. Yep, we were home. And the price was right as you can see on the picture. It's as if they knew the HOs were in town. 

To top off our visit, we had a nice walk the next day and wandered into a wonderful cafe for breakfast. Great decor, good food and really nice staff. As we were eating, a guy around our age came in to eat. He was carrying a book and I almost could not believe my eyes. I whispered to Lisa that he had THE BOOK and decided we had to talk to him when we left. He was engrossed in his reading so I approached him with a warning that I didn't want to spook him but had to tell him something. I told him we've been listening to that very book on tape being read by the author herself. He howled (perhaps a nervous laughter) when we told him and I presume he felt some relief that there were other people out there like him. Oh yes, this 40-something married man was holed up in this quaint little cafe reading the Marcia Brady story. He may have been hiding this passion from his wife but he was no longer alone in his quest to know the truth of what really happened to Marcia.  And I believe that now brings the total gross sales of her book to $40.